Of course, we are Indians
How dare you think otherwise?
Though we reject everything Indian
Your ignorance we despise!
We are proud
of our culture
But are
partial to pub-culture.
We prefer
noodles and pizzas
To dosas and
samosas!
We gift only Dutch roses on Valentine’s
And wear only Versace’s and Gucci’s designs.
We seldom spend vacations in our land
How else can we party in Disneyland?
Over rock
and jazz, we may fawn,
But
classical music brings on a yawn!
We aim for a
foreign degree,
It’s the
ultimate you see!
Never mind foreign ‘Indian freaks’
Who wish to become Sanskrit geeks!
Our lingo is smattered with the Queen’s language
And all goods imported, are a rage!
Aerobics
gets the upper hand over yoga
No spirit
is better than Vodka.
We pride our selves on being Indians
Though our ultimate
dream is of becoming NRIs
NON -
RESIDENT INDIANS!
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The copyright of this poem is with Mrs. Priya Ramesh Swaminathan.